Tuesday, May 18, 2010

Cookies are bad if....



1. You can feel the oil/grease seep onto your tongue with each bite.
2. You're pretty sure that's a chocolate chip, but not quite.
3. It splits your tooth in half (has happened to me. with a soft cookie... I know, right?!)
4. When it's actually a...cough, nevermind.
5. Your roommate bites down and is immediately electrocuted.
6. Your dog/cat/hamster/piglet won't go near it.
7. Under "Ingredients" it says: wordyoucan'tpronounce, followed by extralongwordyoucan'tpronounce, followed by lard, followed by a telephone number.
8. It is a dictator cookie and dones a Hitler mustache.
9. Your child can't recognize it.
10. It has any other noncookie characteristic. Such as barking.

Haha that was fun! I ate a Snickerdoodle cookie before writing this and SF got jealous.

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