If I had enough money, I would...

I've been indulging my money fantasies lately via the Internet. It's like crack, I swear.

1. Invest in every single nail polish color Sephora has to offer.

2. Buy an isolated cottage in the French countryside and then drown it with lavish flowers, plants, and food gardens. 

3. Decorate said cottage with Ashley Croswell Shabby Chic and/or Anthropologie house furnishings and/or authentic antiques. 

4. Get a record player and play all music from vinyls. 

5. Purchase a mass array of plaid/plain button-downs from various places.

6. Seek out every useful appliance (garlic crusher, food processor, stick blender, grapefruit spoon, mini pie   shells, lemon squeezer) and stock up my kitchen with them.

7. Raise two cats and allow their kittens to romp around in the backyard and not give them up for adoption (families are families). 

8. Ride an antique, mint-colored bike on a open trail and really enjoy it.

9. Host massive Christmas and New Years parties for family and friends once every few years.
10. Never, ever eat another processed food again, breathe in toxic air, drink bad water, or become deathly ill.

11. Do a lot of things people want to do but never get the chance to.