"" of the day #uno

On 30 Rock, Kenneth won't allow LL Cool J into a club and says this ever so kindly:
"It's gonna get raw in here like sushi, so haters to the left."

Kenneth: master of hick metaphors.

Fun Fact of the Day #Dos

Ladies and gentlemen of the jury who were born after the 1980s, J. Edgar Hoover was gay. So...take that Bill O'Reilly.

For those of you who need a refresher, Hoover was the founder of the FBI. His longtime lover was Clyde Tolson, the associate the director of the FBI and Hoover's heir.
And in the coming months, we get to watch the whole thing unfold starring Leo DiCaprio and Armie Hammer in the film "J. Edgar" directed by Clint Eastwood and written by Dustin Lance Black, who aslo wrote Milk.
Cue excited squeals.
Also in the movie is Naomi Watts, Ed Westwick, Josh Lucas, and Judi Dench (what isn't she in??).
Hold onto your hats.

Fun Fact of the Day #Uno

Che Guevara was allergic to alcohol. How interesting.

Cover your ears, kids, it's Bill O'Reilly

Look up "Condescending" in the dictionary and you'll get Bill O'Reilly. I basically giggled the whole time watching this and when he says "how'd amoeba get there? It just happen?" I went "yup!" He just answered his own question without even realizing it, that sappy bastard. A smart God would be fed up with Bill O'Reilly and lightening-strike him immediately for this tantrum of ridiculousness and ignorance.
So here is a proper response on my behalf. Thank God for that.
PS Bill: How did God "get there?" Stick that in your pipe and smoke it.

I'll just leave this here...

Kitty roves me.

If you guessed there's snow covering 49 states, you are correct.

So. Many. Snowmen.

At first I was like this :-O , but then I was like this :-)

I dare my mother to eat another croissant after watching this.