Cover your ears, kids, it's Bill O'Reilly

Look up "Condescending" in the dictionary and you'll get Bill O'Reilly. I basically giggled the whole time watching this and when he says "how'd amoeba get there? It just happen?" I went "yup!" He just answered his own question without even realizing it, that sappy bastard. A smart God would be fed up with Bill O'Reilly and lightening-strike him immediately for this tantrum of ridiculousness and ignorance.
So here is a proper response on my behalf. Thank God for that.
PS Bill: How did God "get there?" Stick that in your pipe and smoke it.