20 Things that Annoy me.

1. It really irks me when people order a hamburger and specifically ask for no vegetables. Oh, I'm sorry, are they not adding to that mound in your arteries?
2. I hate it when roommates schedule a cleaning time as if you don't have enough to do and are willfully going to drop everything and obey. I'm a big girl, I'll clean my space when my mood allows it.
3. If you know I don't eat meat, don't apologize for eating it in front of me like I'm going to break down in tears the second I see the slab of cow on your plate. It's not like I raised the thing.
4. Trader Joe's is a hell of a lot closer than Ralph's. Go to Trader Joe's. I don't care if you want Doritos and queso dip. Get your ass to Trader Joe's and keep track of how much it jiggles on your trek over.
5. My nails are baby. I didn't even know nails were supposed to spread around your finger till I started comparing mine to other women's. They haven't expanded an inch. But I like them. I think I'd look weird with big nails....
Anywho.
6. Everything about the government even though it doesn't directly effect me... yet.
7. Damn, chocolate is good.
8. Hearing a perfectly respectable gay guy defend himself over a dumbass comment. This is why Johnny Weir didn't get a medal at the Olympics. Because he's gay.... That's the only reason.
9. If I look annoyed or pissed off or indifferent, I probably am. So don't ignore it by acting like everything is fine.
10. Kittens like to gallop around and get all up in your sink when you're trying to sleep at 6 AM. Go back to being a vampire, kittens!
11. I like having harmless crushes on guys, regardless of who or how old they are... till I find out they're married.
12. Picking the right hair color for me is rather tricky with my light skin and brown eyes. Suddenly I have to do scientific research and read chemistry in order to understand what color will suite me best.
13. Don't whine about being "fat" if, technically, you just have some pooch. Fat is fat. Be more specific. It'll help your vocabulary.
14. I don't particularly like walking behind a friend like I'm following them but I also don't like it when they walk behind me and I can't see them. If we're not in human traffic or in a tunnel, walk beside me for heaven's sake.
15. Google images. I type in something totally innocent, but somehow still get the occasional woman flashing her hoo-ha at me. How is that a result for "gummy worms"?
16. Overly air-conditioned rooms... can go f*%@k themselves.
17. I've only found two or three bottles of nail polish that live up to their "sparkle" name. Smash a damn diamond and shake that thing up like a Shake It weight because silver circles don't count.
18. I get bored of my clothes too fast but all the clothes I'd like to update with are usually 3 digits.
19. People that stare as if you can't see them but they're right in front of you. Especially if they're old and creepy. Yes, my hair is ridiculously cute. Accept it and move on.
20. Listening to girls whine about guys at school like they're more important than what the teacher is saying. Shut up and pay attention. Bitch.

You're welcome.