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Who Run The World? Beyonce. I Mean Girls.

The song may not be Beyonce at her most creative, but you gotta give this video props. It's grimy and dusty and sexy and cool as hell. Go Girls!

I Want To Go To There

And him. I want to go to him too...

Dave Franco...in case you were wondering.

And the Best First Kiss Award Goes to These Two

Am I the only one that wants to shut up the camera lady due to her outbursts of "no more!" What the heck's gonna happen? You, madam, are the one with the dirty mind. They, however, look happy as clams! "Yeeeaaah!" I request the highest five.
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Are Watches Going Extinct?

I got this (above) killer watch from Urban in the mail and I must say it makes my wrist region look pretty damn sexy. But I also can't help but notice that the only people I know that wear watches are my parents and Kristen Stewart in an interview with David Letterman two years ago. Hers was brown leather like mine, while my parents' are gold and silver chained. I guess this is because since I got my first cell phone in eighth grade, I've relied on that to tell me the exact time from some mysterious Time God signal in the North Pole or something. And since then, watches are now a mere afterthought when it comes to telling time. Quite frankly, I got mine because it looks great and I won't have to be so obvious turning my phone on to see the time. My brother doesn't wear a watch either and he's a professional so you think he would.

Anyway, I love my watch. Everyone should go out and buy a cute, cheap watch to wrap lovingly around your wrist. It's a great feeling.

Some WTF-ery from the 2011 MET Gala

Apparently Sandra Lee has confused the Met Gala for the Food Network Star Luncheon. That enough make up for you? Seriously, though, GTFO.

Designer Stella McCartney. Really, Stell? You put that on and went, "Why yes, this'll do nicely"?! This dress reminds me of one of those weird-ass plants in Avatar.

Artist Daphne Guiness. SUDDENLY--Big Bird.

Andre Leon Talley. No, Andre... just, no.
Glad I got that out of my system.
Photos [LATimes]

2011 MET Gala for Alexander McQueen. Just a Few That Caught My Eye...

I'm a sucker for celebs in ridiculously fabulous outfits and the Met Gala is basically the cornerstone for getting your fashion freak on. This is just a handful the of attendees/outfits that sparked my interest, if you will.

Mia Wasikowska in Thakoon--Why Ur Hair No Short?!

Dakota Fanning in a Valentino gown sans make up.

Michelle Williams in custom Miu Miu with a teense too much bronzer in the facial...area...

Blake Lively in Chanel Haute Couture. I see what you did there.

Christina Hendricks in Carolina Herrera. The color reminds me of burnt toast, but I dig it.

Hailee Steinfeld in Stella McCartney. Love her.

Brooklyn Decker in Michael Kors, causing seizures everywhere in that bright-ass dress.

Emma Roberts, also in Michael Kors.

Taylor Swift in J. Mendel looking refreshingly fierce with that dark lipstick.

Kristen Stewart dressing up her tomboy self in an elegant custom Proenza Schouler. (Pic is from a different site so its a different size.)

And to close, Evan Rachel Wood looking DAMN fine in Gucci. I want her babies. Seriously looking this sexy in public should be illegal.

Photos [People]