If This Guy Isn't Jesus IDK Who Is

Told ya.

New Girl to Meet: CocknBullKid

Happiness to my ears. Can I get an Amen?!

Music Video: Taylor Swift-The Story of Us

Ah, the hair-pulling, throw-yourself-against-a-bookcase-like-a-caged-animal video. That girl never lets me down.

Jude Law: Haven't Seen You in a While...

I had a temporary crush on the guy as a kid and now I'm kind of missing him. The Sherlock Homes movies don't count since they're 90 minutes of crap.

Hey Jude, let's go on a date, see how things go...

Can't Get Enough of This Girl With the Dragon Tattoo Trailer

I want everything about this movie.
The goosebumps have arrived. And so has Rooney Mara. Can you say Girl Crush?

Update: Well looky here...

Who needs the classic black censor box with you've got Daniel Craig's arm? I'll take his arm over the ancient black box that's shielded our children's eyes from lady nipples any day.

My Future Wedding. So Pay Attention.

Actually this just about sums it up:

So This is Happening

Blake Lively and my man Leo DiCaprio in Italy. I know you're thinking what I'm thinking... Uhh yeah, fuck this shit.
Seriously I've never had so many mixed feelings about a twosome. I can't decide if I want to scream or rip their clothes off and rub oil on their naked bodies.

Update:

If they get married, I swear to God... Smarten up, Blake. You know you're just a rebound, right?

Update: Alright, now they're just fucking with me.